![]() I understand the simping over Kokomi, I get it. Kokomiĭepending on how you made it out with the Inazuma storyline, I can imagine there would be a divide between Kokomi simps and Raiden Simps. Once you get past the murderous urge and the issue of his allegiances though, I could probably see it working out. I mean, sure, he also beats people up for the hell of it and is probably either about to commit a war crime… or already has. Tartaglia is tall, mysterious, and handsome. ![]() Also, there’s a theory she might be a vampire… Of course, there were going to be Rosaria simps – none of us should be surprised. She’s literally the stereotypical hot-for-the-sake-of-being-hot character except now she’s goth, tall, and works for the church while also wielding a spear and looking like a Satanist. Nobody can really fault you for simping over Lisa – I’m just sorry that nobody plays her more. Lisa was kind of made to be the flirty older-woman type. I guess I can’t really blame you for this one. You also get Geo powers on top of that – how lucky can you be? “If chalk, why cute?” Indeed. “If chalk, why cute?” Seriously – I realize he was literally formed from it but how do you get made attractive. *Spoiler* While we’re talking about hot, empowered Monstadt citizens, we’re going to talk about Albedo. I believe Jean deserves more attention – even if she would disagree. She also hasn’t slept properly in months… someone please help her. She’s beauty, grace, and power all rolled into one. Also, she’s a fox, and if history has taught us anything it’s that fox-girls are hot. She has pink hair, flowy robes, and that effortlessly elegant attack chain. Her powers are great, her character is great. We can’t talk about Raiden Shogun without talking about Yae Miko. Let’s not look too far into it yeah? Yae Miko I’m mostly just curious about Venti’s ranking priority on this list. VentiĪdmittedly, this one took me by surprise. Also, she wears a cowbell around her neck… I don’t know exactly how that plays into it – but that seems to be a thing for a lot of people. She’s adorable, she’s powerful, she’s wholesome and she has blue hair. I almost feel cheap putting Ganyu in this list because she’s kind of like the poster child for Genshin Impact simpery. ![]() ![]() EulaĬryo Waifu with a big sword and an initially somewhat-cold attitude? That’s a good recipe to have folks both lining up for her and asking her to step on them. Good for you Keqing simps, I respect the grind. I don’t personally understand this one, but it seems to stem from a combination of memes, die-hards, and also “cute anime girl”. She’s an exceptionally powerful woman who threatened to straight-up annihilate you, and instead of running away… you developed a crush on her. Raiden ShogunĮver since they showed her pulling a sword out of her cleavage I knew you simps would be just lining up for a chance to be beaten up by the Raiden Shogun. I really don’t want to know the reason, but I saw this coming, and I’m not surprised – just curious. In any case, the community rides hard for Hu Tao. Either you’re really into girls with spooky death-related jobs, you like short goofball-weirdos, or you’re just trying to get closer to Zhongli with extra steps. ![]()
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